The Big Shot Really Isn't Slacking Off in the Entertainment Industry

Ever since losing her memory in a car accident more than two years ago, Shi Lin had started losing it again lately. Sometimes she would wake up wearing strange clothes in places where she had no business being. Mysterious apps had begun appearing on her phone, and somehow, despite being at home on a leave of absence from school, she had also become a minor newcomer in the entertainment industry. The most outrageous part was that she had a husband! Take a deep breath. Stay calm. Keep your cool. After all, compared to being able to see things other people couldn’t, this was fairly normal. “My brain is just broken, that’s all.” “My body seems broken too. It keeps leaking electricity.” “Help! My husband of convenience might not be human!” * Comments in a variety show livestream: “She’s desperate to get famous, huh? Acting like she sees ghosts on a haunted-house show! I won’t accept this year’s Oscars unless she wins.” “Um, at 15:32, did Miss Shi Lin use some kind of high-tech gadget...?” “Scripted variety show? No. A thrilling show? Yes. My new comfort food is here! Click to watch an entertainment-industry battlefield, an over-the-hill celebrity’s day as a dog, and Shi Lin leading you beyond the bounds of science...” * After she shot to fame, a reporter put Shi Lin through a rapid-fire fan Q&A. “A fan asks, can you do magic?” Shi Lin: “You have to believe in science!” Reporter: “A fan says, ‘Big Sis, you’re so cool. Marry me!’” Shi Lin: “Bigamy is illegal.” Everyone: “!!!???” Late at night, Shi Lin had barely returned home from the show when she wrapped her arms around her husband of convenience and kissed him without restraint. The man’s breath brushed her ear. His voice low, he asked as usual, “Do you like me, or do you like kissing me?” “Both.”