Genshin Impact: Yae Miko Sells Herself, but Remains Loyal to the Geo Archon

[Genshin Impact + transmigration + absurd humor + comedy] Bai Ge was a hot-blooded young man who transmigrated to Teyvat and was proudly appointed Liyue’s public image ambassador to the seven nations. At the same time, he awakened a System called “Fighting Hard.” To fulfill the System’s objectives and promote Liyue’s prestige, he decided to make short videos famous enough to get noticed. To do that, he had no choice but to team up with Yae Miko and film short videos in Inazuma. And so, the whole vibe of Teyvat became increasingly absurd. Raiden Ei: “Promise me, if you don’t love Inazuma, swipe away.” Nahida: “Everyone, eyes on me. I have an announcement.” Venti: “Ehe. The Anemo Archon can take a bit of hardship, but you can’t step on my Dvalin.” Zhongli: “By common sense, you people must have something seriously wrong with you.” Bai Ge: “All evil will eventually be brought to justice.” (A self-indulgent story by an author who’s seen too many absurd memes. Updates whenever.)