I Told You to Get Yourself Killed, Not to Bring the Big Shot Home

Name: I Told You to Get Yourself Killed, Not to Bring the Big Shot Home
Author: Crispy Little Egg Tart

让你作死没让你把大佬拐回家

by Crispy Little Egg Tart (拿酥小蛋挞)

Status: Completed
Length: 545k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Transmigrate into a Book + System + Devoted Love + Favoritism + Protective + Beloved by All + Mutual Devotion] Xu Beibei transmigrates into a book. And gets bound to a troublemaking System. So every day, she walks the fine line between mischief and disaster. When the big shot has a fever, she splashes a basin of cold water in his face. “You've got a fever. Here's some cold water to cool you down.” When the big shot gets out of the shower, she steals his towel and clothes. “I heard you have eight-pack abs. I'm here to see if the rumor's true.” The big shot develops the latest chip technology, and she publishes the data for everyone to see, explaining, “We must contribute to our country. Revitalizing our nation is everyone's responsibility.” Just as everyone expects the big shot to tear her limb from limb, System notifications start ringing wildly in Xu Beibei's mind. “Ding!” “Congratulations, Host! You've obtained luminous, milk-white skin.” “Ding!” “Congratulations, Host! You've earned the title ‘Delicate and Soft.’” “Ding!” “Congratulations, Host! You've gained a divine singing voice.” “Congratulations, Host! You've gained the skill to run along rooftops and leap over walls.” “...” After maxing out everyone's hatred and the big shot's affection for her, she waves goodbye and leaves without a trace. But the big shot pins her against a wall. His eyes bloodshot, he begs in desperation, “Beibei, what did I do wrong? I'll change, all right? Please don't leave me!”

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