Transmigrated into New My Fair Princess: I'm All In on This Couple

“When the mountains have no ridges and heaven and earth unite, only then will I part from you...” Zhaolu hugged her phone, bored out of her mind as she rewatched New My Fair Princess. Ugh, Ziwei and Erkang's lines were so sickeningly sweet they made her want to explode! But they really were so sweet! Why was it so awkward and yet so addictive to watch? Xiaoyanzi really was unbelievably unlucky. Her stubborn refusal to believe she had bad luck, and her relentless habit of getting into trouble, getting beaten, and getting into trouble again, were honestly admirable! Aww, Qing'er, you little angel, you're so sensible and thoughtful! So sweet! She was shipping them so hard! Quick, kill her to liven things up for the leads! Huh? Oh, heavens, I was only joking. Don't take me seriously! (An original character, no breaking up the canon couples. This is just for Ban Jieming, because his story left me unsatisfied.)