Quick Transmigration: Host, Put Down Your Knife!

[Sweet romance, one-on-one] Jiu Shu is an immortal powerhouse who has lived for hundreds of millions of years. One day, while out for a stroll after dinner, she gets bound by a clueless System that threatens to keep her trapped in the System space unless she completes its missions. Jiu Shu: *#*#***

#The world's leading biopharmaceutical scientist tugs on Jiu Shu's sleeve. “You ate my lollipop, so now you're mine.” Jiu Shu is unmoved. Just because you think you're a hidden mission target doesn't mean you can act unreasonable. #A sickly young man looks aggrieved. “Shu Shu, my head hurts. A kiss is the only cure.” Jiu Shu is unmoved. If your head hurts, take medicine. If a kiss could cure you, why would we need doctors? #Her lovesick, possessive disciple lowers his eyes and murmurs, “Shu Shu, don't leave me... I'll give you anything you want, even my life...” Jiu Shu is unmoved. Don't be ridiculous. Is your life even worth that much? #“Shu Shu, I like you. Will you be my girlfriend?” The aloof top student blushes at the tips of his ears, his voice pleading. Jiu Shu, expressionless: “I'm the school bully, and you're the top student. We're not a good match.” Later, the former top student becomes the school bully... #

8876: Deceased... My Lord Overgod, your cool and powerful persona has shattered into pieces. Did you know? Li Si: “What's a persona? Is it more important than having a wife?”

Jiu Shu vs. Li Si

Note: Other pairings in this story can be any gender. If that's not your thing, please don't read. (Thanks.)