Ye Xun was dug out of the ground by a group of people.
When she woke up, humanity had gone from 2012 all the way to outer space.
Ye Xun, still half-asleep: “Blue Star, you’ve really outdone yourself.”
But…
“Dad, please livestream more often! We want to watch you make your culinary disasters!”
“Woman, your cooking is terrifying, but it tastes great.”
While others conquer the stars with delicious food, she conquers humanity with culinary disasters.
Ye Xun, who never does things the usual way: “That’s just how I roll!”
Wait, big shot, why do you keep chasing me?
“I heard you were dug out of the ground. Do you have an interstellar ID? If not, we’ll have to treat you as an undocumented immigrant.”
Ye Xun silently fished a five-mao coin out of her pocket. “Here, a bribe.”
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