Three Kingdoms: I Blew Hua Xiong Away with a Cannon from the Start

[Transmigration + cheat powers + comedy + weapons] What would it be like to transmigrate to the end of the Eastern Han dynasty and discover you had an entire arsenal at your disposal? Why wasn’t I invited to the Peach Garden Oath? Hua Xiong? One shot and he’s out. Come on, Lü Bu, you’re really that brave? This is an AK-47! What? You say your name is Sima Yi? Heh, come here. I’ve got a little something for you.