My Eldest Senior Brother Is Just Too Laid-Back

[Transmigration + System + Hilarious Cultivation + Nearly Invincible + Playing the Fool to Outsmart the Wise] Li Yi was an overworked corporate drone in the twenty-first century. One too many late nights left him unconscious. Now reborn in a cultivation world with a slacker System cheat, he had landed in the life of his dreams! “Ding! Host Li Yi bravely rescued a child from drowning. Reward: one Foundation Establishment Pill.” “Ding! Host Li Yi helped an old lady cross the street. Reward: one jade pendant imbued with spiritual energy.” What? The Holy Son of the Great Luo Sacred Land has peerless talent, claimed a secret realm's treasure, and gained an incomparable opportunity! Li Yi's response: I'll sleep a little longer. When I wake up, everything will be there! See how this master senior brother, a slacker for ten thousand years, lives a laid-back life and becomes invincible in a treacherous cultivation world. “Is cultivation actually a thing?”