A Woman Mistakenly Bought a Haunted House, Only to Find a Fortune Hidden Inside Its Walls

My wife, greedy for a bargain, was tricked by a real estate agent into buying a haunted apartment building. Little did she know that a huge hole in the wall revealed a terrifying mountain of gold worth billions! Just as we were overjoyed, a sinister woman's laughter echoed from inside the hole: "Living people, flesh, so delicious..." When my wife paid for the apartment, I was in a meeting at work. My boss was speaking, and I was scrolling through my phone when I saw a news report. Police had discovered a mountain of cash in a suspect's mansion, and gold bars and jewelry had been hidden inside chickens, ducks, and fish, stored in a freezer. I was astonished.