Reborn in a Foreign Land as a Brahmin

[Reborn + Upgradeable Golden Finger + Nobility + Eccentric Characters + Wild Imagination] Wang Shan, an overworked office drone, transmigrates by accident and becomes a divine emissary, as well as the most exalted Brahmin in a foreign land. What? You want me to be Old Immortal Mo's assistant? No freedom? Then I'm not doing it! You want me to go into politics and set the rules of the game? Don't be ridiculous. My abilities won't let me keep a low profile! You want me to go into business and rake in a fortune from capitalism? My family has more money than we can spend. Why would you want me to earn more? A story with wild imagination, but logic to match. Watch the protagonist twist a foreign land's logic and save its young women from assault. And, of course, rescue its giant lizards from danger too...