Disciple, You’re Invincible! Hurry Down the Mountain and Wreak Havoc on Your Senior Sisters

[High-octane action + invincible protagonist + senior sisters + comedy + shamelessly over-the-top power fantasy] Nine years ago, my village was slaughtered, and my parents were killed. Nine years later, Ye Xingyi returns in triumph, armed with the astonishing skills of his nine teachers! Think you can beat me at swordplay? My math teacher’s mighty sword can split the heavens with a single stroke! Think you can outspend me? My physics teacher runs the World Bank and is richer than a nation! Think you can beat me at medicine? My chemistry teacher can refine a hundred pills and bring the dead back to life! Think your cultivation technique is better? My Chinese teacher’s Dragon Soaring Through the Nine Heavens Technique is unmatched in the universe! Think your connections are better? My politics teacher’s Han Organization crest can make emperors kneel! Think you can find more treasures? My geography teacher’s map of ancient ruins marks the location of every treasure! Think your divine weapon is stronger? My biology teacher’s dragon-scale armor is impervious to blades and spears! Think your formations are better? My history teacher’s ancient formation disk can trap and slaughter armies by the thousands! Think you can find more beautiful women? My nine senior sisters are peerless beauties who’ll lead me to the pinnacle of life!