You set a trap for me, so I play along. You swap the real for the fake, so I use a fake to pass for the real.
Bronze vessels of the Xia and Shang, Qin bricks and Han tiles, Tang painted pottery and Song porcelain, Ming braziers and Qing carvings...
You say antiques are all about money and a discerning eye.
I say they’re all about human nature.
To avenge my master, I set out on a thorny path.
A wildly popular A-list actress insists on marrying me and even wants to give me a hundred million.
The general manager of an antique shop invites me to partner up and open a store, and then there’s this one who’s made herself at home in my bed...
Everyone is trying to set me up. Good thing I’m clever.
Good grief! I’m here to appraise treasures and investigate cases, not to appraise women.
It's beautiful, and very well written.