The Yellow Immortal’s Strange Encounter

Legend has it that when mountain spirits and wild monsters are about to attain enlightenment, they must block someone’s path and ask for a prediction. This is called “begging for a title.” If you say it looks human, all its years of cultivation will go to waste. If you say it looks divine, it can attain enlightenment, but it’ll keep pestering you afterward.

Huang Xian: Young man, do I look human or divine to you?

Li Gang: You look like my beloved girlfriend, with her tall figure, gorgeous skin, black stockings, and favorite black Valentino heels.