Defying Fate, Starting with a Cellphone

Comedy + political scheming + God of War + underdog comeback + no System + fiery action Who says I'm a weakling? I'm a modern-day good-for-nothing who lost his life by accident, only to transmigrate back to the end of the Qin dynasty and maneuver among the various warlords. All the glory and romance are eventually battered away by wind and rain. In the end, I contend with Liu Bang and Xiang Yu for control of the realm, conquer the four corners of the world, crush the other contenders, and unite the land. My ambition soars across the Nine Provinces. If the barbarians on the frontier invade our sacred land, I'll slaughter every last one of them right at their own doorstep until they call me Dad! Written in the absurd, laugh-out-loud style of Stephen Chow, this novel tells how an ordinary little guy unifies the realm. I hope readers will enjoy a lighthearted read and come away with something to think about. Feel free to leave your criticisms!