I Wasn't in a Good Place Mentally While Writing This Book

This book is practically my labor of love. Every plot point has been meticulously polished while I was having a breakdown. A mind-numbingly boring plot, the most tangled relationships imaginable, and utterly bizarre behavior all come together to form my magnum opus. Come join me in happily going insane, hahahahaha! I hope you can stay alive long enough to finish it. After all, this book is supposed to be therapeutic. If you die after reading it, then it won't do you any good.