The Apocalypse Has Arrived, and I'm Stockpiling Supplies

(1v1 + apocalypse + two male leads + a touch of ensemble cast) In his previous life, Gu Yulan gave people his whole heart, only to be pushed into a horde of monsters by so-called friends and bitten to death.

When he opened his eyes again, he discovered he had returned to three years earlier. So he frantically stocked up on supplies, planning to lie flat and enjoy his retirement, and decided never to bother with anyone again.

But reality was cruel. He was bound to a higher-dimensional civilization’s creation that called itself the System, and it kept giving him all sorts of bizarre missions.

“Ding! Random mission: Host, kill three mutants to earn a generous reward of points.” Gu Yulan… I just want to lie flat!

System: “No, you don’t. If the Host fails to complete the random mission, the mutant virus infection rate will rise by ten percent.” Gu Yulan: …(curses)

So Gu Yulan set off, calm on the outside and thrilled on the inside.

“Ding! The target is injured and near death. Host, provide treatment immediately. Successful treatment will earn you a Healing Spirit Spring. If the target dies, the mutant virus infection rate will rise by ninety-nine percent.”

Gu Yulan, who had just lain flat: …

Gu Yulan: I’ll be damned! (He curses as he races toward the target.)

And so, under the System’s constant nagging, Gu Yulan goes against the very beliefs he started with.

System: I want energy.

Gu Yulan: I want to lie flat and enjoy my retirement.

A certain someone, speaking with utmost seriousness: I want to lie flat with Lanlan.

Gu Yulan/System: I knew you had ulterior motives toward me/the Host!