Are You Kidding Me? The Empress Is His Virtual Girlfriend

After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation, Su Mu’s cultivation starts going backward because resources are scarce. He gives up and decides to coast through life, only to awaken the “Cloud-Raising Empress System” one day. The empress high above in the clouds is now visible to him every day! “What? Her Majesty wants to eat rice dumplings? I’d better get right on that!” “Watching the snow alone is so lonely. I’ll travel ten thousand miles to dance with Her Majesty in the snow.” “Her Majesty has even held a cooking contest just for me. Watch me take first place with my divine chef techniques.” The empress turns around in surprise. “He understands me so well. Could this be fate? A thousand miles cannot keep destined lovers apart. I have to make my move first!” From then on, the Nine Immortals Palace has a freeloader named Su Mu, a pretty boy who does nothing but eat and ingratiate himself with the empress. Until one day, when the finest heroes gather, Su Mu yawns and heaven and earth tremble. “Why are so many Exalted Lords prostrating themselves at my feet?”