Name: Gout? I'll Help My Rookie Master Form a Golden Core!
Author: A Dozen Oysters

Synopsis

[No System] [Traditional Fantasy] [Foundation Establishment and Golden Core] [Slow-Paced] [Invincible Physique] [Lazy Cultivation] Just after transmigrating, Wang Tianyun presented him with a certain character setup. Even the System wanted nothing to do with it, logging off for good and never appearing again, but leaving him with an exceptional gout-ridden physique. It hurts when he stands, it hurts when he sleeps, and even a sip of water makes it hurt. After joining the sect, everyone else cultivates day in and day out, while he spends his time braising meat and cooking. Yet his cultivation keeps skyrocketing. His master teaches him a useless sword technique, and he develops sword energy, killing Foundation Establishment cultivators while still at the Qi Refining stage. His master teaches him to draw talismans, and he comes up with a photocopier, mass-producing them outright.

While others survive on fasting pills, he grows his own vegetables, and even his urine turns them into spirit plants.

Knowledge changes your fate, and technology is the primary productive force. If he doesn’t have a Golden Core, he’ll just make one himself.

Watch as I use my gout-ridden body and five-element pseudo-spiritual root aptitude, along with technology and a few unconventional tricks, to form a Golden Core, battle Soul Transformation cultivators, seize the fortunes of heaven and earth, and absorb the radiance of the sun and moon!

Other names

As Long as I Keep My Head Down, I Can Form a Golden Core只要够苟且，随便结金丹Alternate title on Fanqie

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