I have a knife, a big knife, an invincible big knife.
But it gets angry, and it loves to get angry. Once it starts, it just won't stop.
When it's angry, it's like a worthless hunk of rusty metal.
Once it calms down, it's a peerless divine weapon.
Wu Sanpao transmigrates to the Hunyuan Continent, where immortals and demons stand opposed. He forcefully kisses a peerless beauty who wants to kill him, befriends the top powerhouses from every corner, and turns his tiny mountain into the greatest sacred land on the continent.