With a Creation Disc in his pocket and modern civilization in his mind, he triumphs over Jin Chanzi through reincarnation, and an irreverent Tang Monk is born.
The most beautiful woman in the Three Realms wants to kill him for his lecherous ways. The Tathagata at Spirit Mountain wants to kill him for refusing to journey west. The entire demon clan wants to kill him for repeatedly ruining their plans.
“Wukong! The Great Emperor Ziwei of the North Pole seems to have gone out. Come with me to the Ziwei Palace and help your master check whether his finest snow jade nectar has expired.”
“Bajie, that refreshing watermelon has rolled right up to us all by itself. Pick it for your master and see what secrets it holds.”
“Sha, can’t you smile? ...That was a very good smile. Don’t you dare do it again.”
“Old Dragon King, why don’t you have crayfish in your sea? Why?!”
“Fairy, this is such a solemn occasion. What’s with all that bulging out under your clothes?”
“Guanyin, you again? You social butterfly, you networking maniac. You’ve come up with another terrible idea, haven’t you?”
It's funny but also logical, unlike those little white articles that are just mindless. Come on, author, it's pretty good.
Come on, good writing