Xuanhuan: I’ve Just Been Born, and They’re Already Spoiling Me Like an Ancestor

This book is also known as When You Become My Lapdog, You Can Get Stronger. Keep Fawning, and You’ll Have Everything in the End.

[Ding! Host has been born with a karma-retribution physique.]

Zhang Zhao: What’s a karma-retribution physique?

[Treat the Host well and you’ll be rewarded. Treat the Host badly and you’ll suffer the consequences. This is the way of Heaven: what goes around comes around.]

Zhang Zhao: Then I’m invincible. Everyone wants to become my lapdog.

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Heavenly Emperor: I, the Heavenly Emperor, will become Zhang Zhao’s lapdog. I’ll fawn over him, fawn over him, fawn over him…

Female Emperor: I, the Female Emperor, will dote on Zhang Zhao and make him the most dazzling man in the world.

Immortal Emperor: I, the Immortal Emperor, will give Zhang Zhao every precious thing in the world.

Demon Emperor: I, the Demon Emperor, will conquer the Myriad Worlds. Only by expanding my territory can I make Zhang Zhao happy.

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Loved by everyone, doted on by every immortal, Zhang Zhao is showered with boundless affection, until all the mighty figures become his lapdogs.