Global Survival: From the Start, I Have an Island and Only a Hoe to Dig With

【No heroine + author losing it, don't expect anything normal + no logic + an overpowered golden finger + System + transmigration + wish fulfillment】 In a parallel timeline, Blue Star is undergoing an ascension challenge. Three billion people each get an island and must fight to survive as they strive to ascend. Our protagonist, Deng Zhou, accidentally transmigrates to this timeline. Starting out with nothing but a lousy hoe, he soon reaches the pinnacle of life. “Beep. Host detected. Beginning Host binding.” “Beep. Binding successful. ‘Hoe in hand, the world is mine,’ the Hoe God System is now online…” “What?” Deng Zhou, who had been worrying about how to survive on a deserted island, stares at the hoe in his hand in shock. From then on, he starts digging for all his gear. Only, why are the things he digs up so strange… “Ding. Congratulations, Host, you have obtained Auntie Wang, a sprightly seventy-year-old with cute twin tails. With her around, you’ll never have to worry about cleaning again…” “Hey there, little bro. My surname’s Wang, like the old Wang next door~” “…” Deng Zhou. “Ding. Congratulations, Host, you have obtained the Magical Girl Nicholas Lin Daiyu. Her life motto is: With big sis here, you won’t die…” “Come here, Host. I’ll give you a perm~” … In short, with all the bizarre things he digs up with his hoe, Deng Zhou becomes invincible.