【Tycoon + Superpower Sequence + Tipping Streamers + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger】
A dazzling shooting star streaks across the sky, and Ye Sanyu seizes the chance to make a wish: to stay together forever, until they grow old.
But as soon as he makes his wish, he gets slapped in the face over and over: he’s dumped.
It turns out that a scheming woman invited him to her home and successfully tricked him into handing over his household registration booklet, all so she could register her marriage with someone else the next day.
She used him as a shield.
After being struck by a blue meteorite, he awakens the 【Shield-Shield Superpower】, Sequence 040.
【Bodyguard Shield】: The ultimate defense.
“Sure, hit me all you want. I’ll let you take three swings.”
【Money Shield】: Money pours in, and he earns a fortune every second.
He counts money until his hands cramp, tipping female streamers everywhere.
The name President Ye takes the whole internet by storm.
【Reflecting Shield】: No need to lift a finger; victory comes easy.
“Hey, I don’t hurt anyone, but people still get hurt because of me.”
…
I admit, it was all the moon’s fault. No, the meteorite’s fault:
The meteorite brought superpowers, but it also brought extraterrestrial creatures.
A crisis is quietly spreading.
President Ye, move out!
What do the jelly beans mean? And it's too licking, right? [Vomit]