Genshin Impact: I’m Just Selling Figurines, Don’t Read Too Much into It

【Meme References + Comedy + Everyone Misunderstands Him + Wild Transmigrations + Independent Storylines + A Touch of Sci-Fi + A Touch of Cthulhu (Maybe?)】 Wu Sheng transmigrates, but while he guesses the beginning, he never sees the ending coming. It’s another world, but it’s all gray fog and shadows, and he’s stuck in a rundown wooden hut with nowhere to go? There’s a System, but it turns out to be a lazy orange cat? And he has to scoop its litter every day? There are missions, but they require him to keep selling figurines? And if they don’t sell, he’ll die? Hey, what kind of place is this? Who would come here to buy figurines?! The only things that show up are tentacle monsters! Just as Wu Sheng is reeling at how absurd and ridiculous his transmigration has been, his arrival throws the entire continent of Teyvat into chaos! Keqing: “With this raging flame, I’ll cut through anything!” Barbara: “The emotions born from the mechanical song are beyond human understanding!” Eula: “The flickering electric light at your fingertips is the faith I’ll never abandon!” Shikanoin Heizou: “There’s only one truth!” Thoma: “I’ll decide how this story ends!” Xiao: “Ultra Ultimate Beheading Blade!”