The Mind-Reading Prince and His Drama Queen Consort Keep Running Away!

【Transmigration + System + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + The Pursuit of His Wife】 After a car accident, Sang Li transmigrates into the body of an unfavored princess consort. The moment she wakes up, she is forced to sacrifice herself to detoxify the prince’s childhood sweetheart. Now that she has transmigrated, she only needs to survive for two years to return to the 21st century. She does everything she can to stay alive, but the scheming prince never plays by the rules. At long last, a System comes along, but all it cares about is money. It even makes her submit an application just to do a quest! In utter misery, she only wants to escape the prince’s manor and find somewhere safe. Guard: A spy reports that the princess consort plans to climb over the wall and escape again at the hour of the boar tonight. Prince Ling: Impossible. She’s strong-willed and would never stoop to something so disgraceful. Guard: Your Highness, please hear me out. The princess consort is afraid of heights. She... she escaped through the dog door. Prince Ling: ... Prince Ling is attacked and left at death’s door. The original owner of her body was a medical genius, so Sang Li is forced to treat him, but she can’t find a pulse even after half a day. Seeing the people kneeling all around the room, she trembles with fear. “Y-you can all stop crying. The prince doesn’t even have a pulse anymore. Hurry up and dig a hole to bury him.” Everyone: ... The heroine suspects that Consort Xiao has also transmigrated, so she puts her through all kinds of tests. Heroine: The heavenly king covers the earth tiger. Consort Xiao: Chicken stewed with mushrooms. After testing her in every way, the heroine decides to try something more difficult. Heroine: How are you? Consort Xiao: I am fine, thank you. And you? Heroine: !!