I Am the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Bombarding the Heavens with a Simulator

Hello, everyone. My name is the Intelligent Stone Monkey, but my soul is from Blue Star. I came from a stone in the Kingdom of Aolai. Legend says I am one of the five-colored stones that the Great Sage Nuwa used to mend the heavens. For my great service in repairing the sky, I am cherished by heaven and earth. Yet the gods and immortals of this Journey to the West world are full of malice toward me. When I crossed the seas in search of immortals, the Dragon Kings used ten years’ worth of sea energy to disrupt the balance of water energy within me. When I went to Heaven to demand justice, they used the flames of the alchemy furnace to disrupt the balance of fire energy within me. When I was ignorant of geography and intimidated by that old scoundrel Tathagata, they used Five Elements Mountain, also known as Five-Finger Mountain, to disrupt the balance of earth energy within me. When I failed to see the monk’s schemes during the journey west, they used the tightening headband to disrupt the balance of metal energy within me. By the time only a trace of wood energy remained within me, I was no longer worthy of becoming a Sage, and the gods and immortals had divided up all my merit. But now, I, the Great Sage, have returned, bringing with me a simulator powerful enough to tear through the world. I’ll turn everyone who schemed against me into a passing firework. Oh, and I can’t keep being so foolish. On the journey west, why did I only keep my eye on that monk? Tathagata: “Has that monkey set out yet?” Guanyin: “Your darling’s here.” Jade Emperor: “What has that monkey done now?” Queen Mother of the West: “I...” Jade Emperor, Tathagata: “...”