Reborn in 1995: You Can’t Imagine How Much Fun It Is to Be a Coal Tycoon

Su He: “Dad, let's buy that abandoned coal mine!” Su Laowai: “Why buy that place where someone died? It's bad luck. Have you been possessed or something? Someone, call a spirit medium to drive out the evil!” Eight months later, even Su Laowai couldn't resist admitting it was worth it. Su He: “Dad, where did all the coal gangue go? It's treasure!” Su Laowai: “I've worked with coal my whole life. What use is that stuff?” A year later, handicrafts carved from coal gangue were all the rage around the world. What do you do after making money? Spend it like crazy! So what if she's a celebrity? Just ask how much she'd charge to have dinner with you. Ermao: “Su He, do you want a wife? Just say the word and I'll send one over right away.” Damao: “Su He, want a plane? You can trade canned goods for one.”