Naruto: Watch Me Dodge Ninjutsu with My Footwork

You've got to be kidding me!

I spent decades as a hero, and now you want me to be a ninja too? When does it end?

I've been fighting monsters for decades. Can't I just kick back and enjoy myself for once?

At least I spent decades practicing my movement in the game.

Planetary Devastation? Amaterasu? Rasenshuriken?

With one sidestep, can you even hit me?

Hokage? Daimyo? Sage?

Just come at me and see if I can beat you up!