Naruto: Watch Me Dodge Ninjutsu with My Footwork

You've got to be kidding me! I spent decades as a hero, and now you want me to be a ninja too? When does it end? I've been fighting monsters for decades. Can't I just kick back and enjoy myself for once? At least I spent decades practicing my movement in the game. Planetary Devastation? Amaterasu? Rasenshuriken? With one sidestep, can you even hit me? Hokage? Daimyo? Sage? Just come at me and see if I can beat you up!