Beast Taming: My Spirit Beasts Are Seriously Creepy

Name: Beast Taming: My Spirit Beasts Are Seriously Creepy
Author: Sunny Little Shaco

御兽：我的灵兽真的阴间

by Sunny Little Shaco (阳光小萨科)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.4M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[A New Beast-Taming System + Sci-Fi + Modern Urban Fantasy + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + Sunny, Upbeat Male Lead]

When Earth was split open and merged with a new continent,

humanity fell from its place as master of the world and became a delicacy on the tables of giant beasts.

Yet even these immensely powerful beasts couldn't figure it out, no matter how hard they racked their brains:

How had such a deranged menace emerged from among humanity?

Airobida the dragon was just brushing his teeth when this guy turned invisible and stabbed him. From then on, his three thousand beauties could only look on helplessly!

Zarosas, who had destroyed more than a hundred cities, chased him for three days and nights, finally landing a punch that blew up his... decoy.

Stung all over by countless poison needles and left looking like a pincushion, Zarosas roared with his blood pressure soaring past 800: “How can that be fake? That's not scientifically possible!”

Shu Ke the Sea King Shark only went out for breakfast, but this guy poisoned him so badly he had the runs. He spent three days on the toilet without even pulling up his pants.

At the entrance to the Beast God's Temple, they even put up a sign saying Tang Di and dogs were not allowed inside.

Even Satan and Yama had to get tattoos of me on their backs, and each only dared to get half, afraid they couldn't keep me in check~

Watch Tang Di shamelessly wreak havoc across this boundless divine land~

Other names

Advanced Assassin Theory and the Philosophy of Not Being Human高级刺客理论与不当人哲学Alternate title on Fanqie

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Overall, this novel is quite good. While some plot points are a bit clichéd, the overall feel is refreshing and original; after all, not everything can be a completely new system. The writing style is also excellent. Aside from the main character's well-developed character and the other characters, and some of the villains' mindless actions bordering on slapstick comedy, there are basically no…
26 likes3y ago
The book is good; it's not mindless like some other books. It's excellent.
26 likes4y ago
This book is good, but the author, Calvin Kaven, is truly amazing.
20 likes4y ago
This "rule system" feels very novel, and the book is quite good.
20 likes4y ago
I've almost finished watching the current episodes, but I have a question that might affect my ability to continue: how many female leads are there? Why does it feel like the male lead is having ambiguous relationships with people like Zhong and Li? Are there multiple female leads? 🧐
18 likes4y ago
This book is quite good so far, with few major flaws. The only downside is that while it claims to be cautious, it's actually a bit reckless, which is a bit frustrating. It tries to emulate Lao Liu, but isn't even a beginner. Otherwise, it's pretty good, and it must have been difficult for the author to come up with so many special moves.
17 likes4y ago
Let me break it down: The male lead falls in love with Li Si at first sight, and Li Si also has a bit of a crush on him. Then Zhong Yuhuang likes the male lead, but he treats her like a brother. Wait, author, are you going to throw in some melodramatic plot twists later? My knife isn't very sharp, but it's still easy to chop cow bones; you'd better think twice. 😏
15 likes3y ago
It's really good, just a little small.
15 likes4y ago
I rarely give five stars, but this book is really good. Aside from the fact that the protagonist, as the orphan of a martyr, didn't receive the treatment he deserved, there are no major flaws. It's a comfortable read, the protagonist is quite cunning, and it's fun.
10 likes3y ago
It's a good book. The subject matter is novel, and the author has a really big imagination. However, there are just too many powerful families in the book, which practically block the path for commoners to rise in society, except for "exceptions" like the protagonist. 🤦🤦🤦🤦 I must say the protagonist's character perfectly matches my image of an "assassin"—despicable, shameless, and lewd.
9 likes2y ago