I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now I Feast on Gossip from All Three Realms!

[Two powerful leads + satisfying payback + everyone dotes on the heroine + 1v1 romance + all-rounder] P.S. The beginning is more slice-of-life, but stick with it and you won't regret it!

An ordinary wage earner from the 21st century unexpectedly transmigrates to a fantasy world. She's fat and was born unable to cultivate, but her parents are the most powerful people in the Qingyun Kingdom, and she has three brothers who absolutely spoil her.

Since she's here, she might as well make the best of it. If she can't cultivate, and her family has money and power to spare, then why not eat, drink, play, and enjoy herself?

But happy days never last long. Two bolts of lightning streak across the sky, and somehow she becomes the chosen woman of the Divine Realm.

There's the endlessly talkative old man Shen Mi, and an ugly divine pet that fills its belly by eating spells.

“Oh heavens, what did I do to deserve this? Somebody save me!”

Her upright, righteous eldest brother: “Little sis, leave the Tianyan Sect to me. Just as you asked, I've recruited plenty of powerful, gorgeous male cultivators.”

Her domineering, free-spending second brother: “Oh dear, little sis, you're down to just a few hundred thousand gold! Running short, are you? Here, take these drafts from our family's own bank. There's no limit, so come by anytime and withdraw some gold to spend.”

Her flirtatious, mysterious third brother: “Let me have some of the gold Second Brother gave you. This time, I'm definitely winning over that courtesan!”

Just as Ling Xiaolu followed Old Man Shen Mi's advice, worked hard at cultivation, and prepared to unite the mortal world, the ugly-cute little dragon on her shoulder suddenly spoke. “Call me Yue Bai.”

“Wow, the little one's finally learned to talk!”

“I am tens of thousands of years older than you. Calling me ‘little one’ is inappropriate.”

“Little one, when will you be able to take human form like the other divine pets?”

Yue Bai sighed. “Forget it. You may call me that. You are the only one in the world who can.”