You’re So Good at Selling? Then Get in a B-2 Bomber!

Name: You’re So Good at Selling? Then Get in a B-2 Bomber!
Author: Not Fresh, No Charge

带货这么牛，有种上B2轰炸机啊

by Not Fresh, No Charge (不鲜不要钱)

Status: Completed
Length: 673k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

【Shameless Wish Fulfillment + Technology + Livestreaming + One Heroine + Comedy】 As an influencer with tens of millions of followers, Zhang Yang does everything he can to get his fans the best deals. But his haters still won't leave him alone. They actually challenge him to sell a bomber, as if that's even possible! Luckily, Heaven takes pity on him and grants him a System. “What's so hard about selling a bomber? I'll put a B-2 bomber up for sale in my next livestream. I hope the haters who want to buy one don't back out!” His words set the internet ablaze. This influencer really knows how to talk big. There's no way he can pull this off. Let's see how he gets out of it. Don't blame everyone when we drag you online. By then, Zhang Yang has already booked a flight to a foreign country. A month later, just as everyone thinks the streamer has quit out of shame, Zhang Yang starts a livestream. “Hey, everyone! Mission accomplished. I brought the planes back.” The camera turns to reveal three bombers, an absolutely jaw-dropping sight. “Enough talk. B-2 bombers, number one, number two, number three. Free shipping, hop on and buy!” The viewers are stunned. A chubby guy from Syria: “Brother Yang, my family needs a Tsar Bomba to defend ourselves. Can you put one up for sale?” Zhang Yang smiles. “If that's what our bearded brother wants, we'll make it happen.”

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