After I Transmigrated, I Became the Harem's Famous Funny Girl and Caught the Emperor's Eye

"Your Highness, isn't this a bit much..."

"What's so much about it? Shave them!"

Watching every horse in the stables get shaved until they looked like donkeys made me incredibly happy. If I had a modern phone, I'd have recorded this glorious feat and posted it to my social feed.

From a distance, I spotted Zhou Zixiao scowling. When he saw his beloved steed turned into a donkey, he nearly fainted.

I raised an eyebrow and stuck out my belly.

"Got a problem with that?" I said smugly.

"My dear wife, I wouldn't dare~"

Hahaha, when it comes to keeping a husband in line, nobody does it like me.