Siheyuan: From the Start, I Tear Into Every Beast in the Courtyard

Special forces soldier Qin Feng crashes his plane during a training exercise and falls into a valley. By sheer chance, he travels through time to a courtyard house in 1965. Qin Feng: Xu Damao, open your damn eyes and tell me, is the chicken Silly Zhu stewed really a hen? Qin Feng: First Uncle, you know perfectly well what you’re really after when you help Qin Huairu, don’t you? Qin Feng: Second Uncle, is that plate of scrambled eggs any good? When you’re old, none of your kids will look after you, but there’ll be plenty of them ready to pull the plug. Qin Feng: Third Uncle, you’re a disgrace to the teaching profession. You spend all day spouting classical phrases and scheming. What good does any of it do? Qin Feng: Lou Xiao'e, what are you thinking? You want to pursue me? In your dreams. Qin Feng: Qin Huairu, what are you doing? I’m not that kind of man…