Genshin Impact: I Look So Fierce, Paimon Thinks I'm Going to Eat Her

This protagonist reminds me of an old saying: "Of the three thousand rivers, I only take a sip." The translation is: "Your 3000 disciples are as weak as water; even if you have 3000 men, I can still crack your skull open." 😏😏😏😏

Wow, are you sure you don't want to read such a hilarious novel? Like Xu Ran, the author is one of those who haven't quite mastered Genshin Impact, just following the quest guides and running around the map without often even reading the dialogue. Currently, the author is starting over, writing as they play, and making significant modifications, so there might be many errors.

This ruthless bandit protagonist is hilarious! I suggest changing the title to "The Daily Life of a Ruthless Bandit in Teyvat".

Some might wonder why the protagonist didn't kill the person in the "Fool's Plot" chapter (some say it's because he's a saint). This needs explaining. It's like this: another country's troops are eating here but don't want to pay and want you to pay them. In this situation, your best course of action is to find the local troops. Even if you do, you can't kill them.

Um, I just added it to my bookshelf today and just finished reading it [I've learned something new] Keep it up, author believes in you! Read other people's comments, Given the update speed Um First, raise 50 chapters. 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

After watching it, my mom praised me. She said I don't even need to look for a job after graduation, I can just become a ruthless bandit.

This is a very original fanfiction story with a fresh plot. Perhaps its only drawback is the abundance of homophones and profanity, but it's quite relevant to modern society. The character development is also decent. Enjoy it as a hilarious and invincible comedy.

It suits my personality perfectly, it's great, I'm already laughing so hard I'm pounding the bed 🤦 Aside from the slow updates, everything else is great. It's been five days already, and the last update was five days ago! Please, author, please update soon!

At this rate of update speed, author, it'll be past 2023 before we even reach the Geo Archon level. What did the author do?

Whoever says they don't like it, watch out, Vice Captain Xu Ran might come to your house for surgery tonight! 😏