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Holy Monk, Calm Down! This Isn’t How You Exorcise a Demon Lord

圣僧冷静，魔尊不是这样渡的

by Despairing Emperor (绝望皇)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 139k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 4y ago
English: Request a translation

Synopsis

[Two male leads] [Reincarnated holy monk vs. demonic leader, both strong] [Domineering, hot-tempered, stunning, proud sect leader vs. ascetic, obsessive, germophobic holy monk] [Forbidden sweet romance, come on in!]

Nian Ci, a holy monk reincarnated from a Buddha, gave half his cultivation to save Tan Wuwang, the dying leader of the demonic cult.

After saving the demonic leader, the first thing the cool, detached holy monk asked was, “Why did you do that to me?”

Tan Wuwang's eye twitched. If he hadn't wanted to disgust that obsessive, germophobic monk before he died, would he ever have gone that far?

But the act was so childish that admitting it would be utterly humiliating!

The sect leader chose to stay silent and began thinking about how to ditch the damn monk.

Because his life was now inextricably bound to that of the damn monk!

If they didn't break the bond within a month, both of them would die.

But right afterward, he learned another devastating piece of news.

“What? You've been invaded by demonic energy, so you can't get more than ten meters away from me?”

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