I'm Everyone's System Target, and I'm Falling Apart

“Ding! Congratulations, you’ve activated the T-Dog Game. A fairy is considering binding herself to you.”

“Ding! You’ve joined the Cloud-Raising Dao Companion Game. A princess of the cultivation dynasty is considering whether to raise you online.”

“Ding! You’re about to bind yourself to the Heart-Listening System with a goddess.”

“Ding! You’re about to become a disciple in the Take-Apprentices-For-Rewards event. A saintess is considering whether to take you as her disciple.”

“Ding! You’ve been listed in the Headpat Sign-In System...”

“Ding...”

“...”