Cultivation: A Cannon-Fodder? Sorry, I Play by My Own Rules

(Cultivation) (Dual Systems) (Everyone's Favorite) (No Romance) (Raising Kids) (Easy Wins) (Ridiculous Comedy) Chao Qiu died because she got hit by a car while trying to pick up a hundred yuan. Then Chao Qiu had a dream. In it, she was breathtakingly beautiful, but seemed to have had her brains kicked in by a donkey, getting framed again and again by the sweet-and-innocent heroine. In the end, she died without even a place to be buried. Chao Qiu was absolutely furious. Then she opened her eyes and found herself the fake saintess, about to be punished by lightning. As if that weren't enough, she was given three children from the start. Chao Qiu: … The damn sect leader tried to strike her with lightning. No problem, she put on a live demonstration of what it meant to “run a sword through someone's heart.” By accident, she bonded with a Dialogue System. System: [Woman, say to the male lead: From now on, you're mine.] Chao Qiu: ? Side Story 1 She went to the Sword Hall to complete a quest issued by the System. To her surprise, she became the sect's beloved little junior sister. Above her was an aloof, celibate master, and below him were four senior brothers, each with a secret identity. Chao Qiu had assumed all four of them were broke good-for-nothings, so she gave them money and spirit herbs. Then one day, she discovered her eldest senior brother was a famous, stunningly handsome genius boy on the Nine Provinces Continent. Her second senior brother was the richest merchant in the Nine Provinces. Her third senior brother was the Nine Provinces' top genius weapon refiner, and a handsome young man to boot. Her fourth senior brother was the crown prince of the demon clan. Chao Qiu: ? So she was the only good-for-nothing. Side Story 2 The original heroine wanted to challenge her and humiliate her. Chao Qiu descended from the sky in a white robe, followed by four maids, each more beautiful than an immortal and all with profound cultivation. Chao Qiu stole the spotlight from everyone! The geniuses of the Upper Realm knelt down. “We pay our respects to Your Highness, Saintess!” Everyone was stunned.