Three Kingdoms: Conquer Wei, Shu, and Wu and Build the Greatest Empire

“Liu Bei, I want to join you.” “What can you do, sir?” Zhang Zhengfa: “I can’t do anything. If I could, would I come to you, a sandal seller?” Liu Bei: “Get lost!” … Zhang Zhengfa: “Sun Jian, I want to join you.” Sun Jian: “What can you do?” Zhang Zhengfa: “I can eat and sleep, and I can guard the gate.” Sun Jian: “Get lost!” … Zhang Zhengfa: “Cao Cao, I’ve come to join you.” Cao Cao: “What can you do?” Zhang Zhengfa: “I’m especially good at eating. Does that count?” Cao Cao: “Get lost!”