The Master Comes Down the Mountain: Goddess, Have Some Self-Respect

I was planning to stay single for the rest of my life, but I never expected my master's wife to introduce me to a goddess! I head down the mountain to work as a bodyguard for a goddess who lives under the same roof as me. I'm supposed to help her teach a toad who thinks he can get his hands on a swan a lesson. But when I get to her house, I discover that the toad is me...!