Su Mubai transmigrates and becomes a spirit beast... a Garfield cat, to be precise.
Just as he wonders why he couldn't have been born human, the Empress starts cultivating the Nine Heavens Phoenix Art nearby.
Su Mubai admires the beauty while following along with the cultivation.
Then he suddenly realizes his cultivation is advancing a little too quickly.
From then on, he can't stop exclaiming every day: “Oh my, this is delicious!”
The other spirit beasts are green with envy.
Until one day, the surrounding nations launch a joint attack on the Tang Dynasty.
“Heh heh heh, Martial Emperor, surrender already! Hand over the Nine Heavens Phoenix Art, become my queen, and I'll spare your life.”
“Hmph! The glory of my Tang Dynasty cannot be insulted by vermin like you!”
“Heh heh heh, then don't blame me for...”
“Hey, hey, hey, what is that fat cat doing here...?”
A sudden scream rings out...
“Quiet! You're disturbing me while I eat my dried fish...”
