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Magic Weapon Warriors: A Cultivation System? Are You Kidding Me?

神兵小将：修仙系统，逗我呢？

by Hong Qingchen (鸿清尘)

Status: Completed
Length: 615k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 3mo ago
English: Request a translation

Synopsis

[Divine Weapons: The Little Generals + fanfiction + daily life + girl pursues boy + childhood memories]

Hong Qingchen transmigrated into the world of Divine Weapons: The Little Generals. But lazy as he was, all he wanted was to live a leisurely, secluded life, with no desire to get caught up in pointless conflicts...

But things didn't go as planned. He acquired the Hongmeng Cultivation System:

Hong Qingchen: “Cultivation in Divine Weapons: The Little Generals?”

System: “Ding! Since other worlds have power systems that are too strong, I'm afraid the Host will pick fights and make enemies. That's why I chose the low-powered world of Divine Weapons: The Little Generals, so you can lie low and grow stronger.”

Hong Qingchen: “...Do I look like the kind of person who'd go looking for trouble?”

System: “Although my observations show that the Host is extremely good at lying low, you can never judge a person by appearances.”

Hong Qingchen: “...”

Three years into his secluded life:

Hong Qingchen: “What? You want me to go out?”

System: “The Host's combat strength has now reached the highest level in this world, but you have no actual combat experience, so you need to go out and train.”

Hong Qingchen: “Didn't you say I should lie low and grow stronger? Why do I have to go out?”

System: “Host, you've taken the art of lying low too far. If you keep doing it, I'll send down a lightning tribulation until you go out and train.”

Hong Qingchen: “Tsk... You win!”

System: “Thank you for the compliment, Host!”

Hong Qingchen: “...”

After getting caught up in the conflict:

Hong Qingchen: “Waaah... Dear System, I want to go back to my secluded life. The women out here are terrifying!”

System: “No. Please persevere, Host! Otherwise, you will be struck by a lightning tribulation!”

Hong Qingchen cried out in despair: “Aaaah... System, I hate you...”

Qingchen (big brother)...

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298Chapters

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