Everyone said An Jing, the second legitimate daughter of the An Marquis household, was an idiot. Yet she’d somehow lucked into an imperial decree betrothing her to the former crown prince, now the King of Beixiao, Bei Lanyao. They were green with envy!
An Jing cracked her knuckles. “Why don’t you say that one more time?!”
Everyone: ...Nope, not worth it!
Stay away from me!!
Everyone said the King of Beixiao was as handsome as a god, but sadly blind and crippled.
The King of Beixiao lowered his eyes and pressed his lips together. Beneath his sleeve, his long-fingered hand gave his wife’s soft little paw a playful tug.
An Jing tilted her head and smiled wickedly, a chillingly bloodthirsty look in her eyes.
“Keep running your mouth, you piece of trash!”
Everyone: ...Be careful when you stop to watch the show!
Not worth it, not worth it!
I thought it was a fantasy at most, but as I write it, it turns out that I'm about to wear it [vomit]