Online Game: My Quick-Draw Slash Packs a Punch

From the start, you get a world-ending divine weapon, a top-tier spirit pet, and god-tier talents? NO! NO! NO! NO! Weren’t we promised that entering the game would make us invincible? System: Young man, have you spent any money? Fang Xun: What a scam, it’s all a scam! I’m quitting! System: Be the first to reach Level 50, and you’ll get a supercar worth five million. Be the first to reach Level 100, and you’ll get a luxury sea-view villa worth twenty million. Fang Xun: I’ll think about it. Wait!!! You’re trying to scam me again. I’m quitting! System: How about I give you the SSS-rank skill, Quickdraw Slash? Quickdraw Slash LV1: Kill ordinary monsters with Quickdraw Slash to permanently gain 1 defense. Kill elite monsters to permanently gain 1 attack. Kill a Lord-rank monster or higher to permanently increase damage by 1%. Quickdraw Slash LV5: Always deals a critical hit and puts enemies in a disarmed state, briefly stripping them of all attack power for 5 seconds. Quickdraw Slash LV10: Sword energy sweeps across 1,000 meters and deals true damage. Fang Xun: This game is so much fun. Yeah! I love it!!!