The fifth son of the Pi family is suave and dashing, with a face so ugly it puts Pan An to shame;
He never stops drinking and fighting, and has to borrow money just to find a wife;
He jokes and jests, then cries for three days; after eating, drinking, whoring, and gambling, all that's left is his cloak;
He bullies people on the street with an empty bowl in his arms, then preaches compassion in the back alleys;
He learns his craft from a master, and it's not too late to become a good man; but when his wife is gone, he can only head for the hills;
He enlists as a soldier and has a powerful patron; meeting the second brother, he wishes they had met sooner;
He struggles all along the way to find the third brother; after learning from Tang Bohu, he serves the Prince of Ning;
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