A Master Comes Down the Mountain to the City

My First Master taught me the arts of medicine, my Second Master taught me feng shui and divination, and my Third Master taught me to cultivate immortality and form a golden core... My name is Yang Shan. My masters said the women down the mountain are tigers, and making money down there is harder than climbing to heaven. So why are all the women like little kittens, and making money as easy as picking up leaves?