Company Health Check: They Scanned My Golden Core

(Livestreaming + fortune-telling + feng shui + the supernatural + tomb raiding + exploration) “Master Zhang, everyone says your predictions are never wrong. But besides taking money, do you also make people give up their talents and years of their lives?” “Ridiculous! What do you take this for, a vegetable stall? How could I just take things like that?” “Master Zhang, I’ve heard you also know secret feng shui arts, like locating tombs and robbing them?” “Slander! This is absolutely slander! I’m a law-abiding citizen. How could I possibly go around robbing tombs?” “Master Zhang, I’m worth billions. I’ll give you everything I own if you’ll take me as your apprentice. I only ask that you teach me how to live forever.” “Don’t be silly. There are no gods or ghosts in this world, let alone immortality. I just know a few magic tricks.” “But people online say that during your medical checkup, they even saw a golden core on the scan!” Zhang Wei looked at everyone and said earnestly, “What golden core? It’s just a small tumor. We should believe in science.” 【Congratulations, Host, you have obtained the Five Thunder Body-Tempering Method: a primordial Daoist art that draws divine lightning from heaven and earth into the body, granting an unmatched physique!】 “Excuse me for a moment. I’m off to undergo a tribulation.” Rumble! Zhang Wei strode through a sky full of lightning, ascending to the heavens with every step! The whole internet was stunned! You said we should believe in science, and now you’re undergoing a tribulation?