After the System Crashed, I Struggled to Survive by Bluffing

Ah, I woke up one morning and had transmigrated.

In a daze, I spent a dozen years eating my fill and waiting to die before realizing I'd been tricked by some half-baked, broken System. It turned out I'd not only transmigrated into a book, but also had only a few days left to live?

My leg won't stop bouncing. I'm so nervous, but what do I do if I can't remember the plot?

I can't remember what role I play, who the heroine is, or even who that gloomy, sickly, brutal, cold-blooded male lead and big boss from the blurb is, the one who supposedly makes the whole cast get a bad ending!!!

This half-baked System is so unreliable!

Somebody, save me!