After transmigrating to a fantasy world, Lin Du is promoted to an elder of the sect and even acquires a daughter by sheer luck, but every day is still pure chaos.
Daughter: “Dad, three experts are chasing me! Hurry and save me!”
Lin Du pulls out a jar of Daughter Red wine. “Can they even catch you?”
Daughter: “They want to kidnap me and extort money from you!”
Lin Du takes a leisurely drink. “Money is my lifeblood. It’s way more important than you. Make sure you eat your fill before coming home, and don’t waste the family’s food!”
After his daughter beats the three experts black and blue, they reflect: “Shouldn’t we have kidnapped Lin Du and extorted his daughter instead?”
Many years later, Lin Du stands at the pinnacle of martial arts and sighs, “My precious daughter, Dad can finally keep up with you. Could you please stop doing morning exercises now?”
