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Cat Genesis In the beginning it was cats who created the world. The earth was empty and formless, darkness lay over the abyss, and cats walked on the water. Cat thinks it's too dark. So Maomao said: "Let there be light", and there was light. Cats saw that light was good, so they separated light from darkness. Cats call light day and darkness night. There is evening and there is morning. At night, the cat sleeps. In the morning, the cat sleeps again. This is the first day. The cat was thirsty, so the cat said: "There must be air between the water to separate the water into upper and lower parts." The cat created air and separated the water below the air from the water above the air. And so it was. Cats call the air sky. At that time, there was only water and air in the world, and the cats felt that this was not good for their fur. So Maomao said: "The water in the world will be gathered together in one place, so that the dry land will be exposed." So it happened. Cats call dry land earth and water gathering places sea. The cat looks good. Cat is hungry. So Cat said, "Let the earth bring forth grass, herbaceous plants bearing seed, and trees bearing fruit, each with its seed in it." And it was so. Then the earth produced grass, plants bearing seeds, and trees bearing fruit with seeds in them. The cat looks good. There was evening and there was morning, which was the third day. But Maomao forgot what date today is. Cat said, "Let there be a light in the sky to separate day from night and to serve as signs to determine seasons, days, and years. Let it shine in the sky to give light on the earth." And it was done. So Maomao rubbed two big balls of light, the big one to control the day and the smaller one to control the night, and then rubbed the light of the stars. Because the light was so round, the cat couldn't help but play with it for a while. Then he arranged these lights in the sky to give light on the earth, to rule over the day and night, and to distinguish between light and darkness. The cat looks good. There was evening and there was morning, which was the fourth day. Cat said: "The water must be filled with living things, and there must be birds flying above the ground and in the sky that can be eaten." The cat then created big fish and all kinds of living animals that populate the water, and all kinds of birds. The cat looked good and ate delicious food. Cat blessed all of this and said, "Birds must live on the ground more often. Otherwise, eating will be too troublesome." There was evening and there was morning, which was the fifth day. But Cat got bored. Cat said: "The earth will give birth to living creatures, livestock, insects, and wild beasts." And so it was. So cats and cats created wild beasts, livestock, and all the insects on the earth. The cat looks good. But cats are lazy and don't want to manage or take care of themselves. So the cat said: "I will create humans! Let them rule over the fish in the sea, the birds in the sky, the livestock on the earth, and all the creeping things that crawl on the earth." Cat created humans according to the image of a perfect servant in his heart, creating male and female. The cat blessed them and said to them: "Be fruitful and multiply, fill the earth, and subdue the land; also control the fish in the sea, the birds in the air, and all living creatures that move on the earth. Take good care of me, play, feed, and shovel shit. Do not leave anything behind. Rule the earth and submit to me." The cat said, "Behold, I have given you every seed-bearing herb that is on the face of the earth, and every tree with its seed-bearing fruit, for food. And for the beasts of the earth and for the birds of the air, and for every living thing that creeps on the earth, I have given them green grass for food." And so it was. The cat saw that everything he had made was very good. There was evening and there was morning, which was the sixth day. On the seventh day, the cat wanted to go out and play, so the seventh day was designated as a rest day. On this day, everything needs a rest, including the cat and the shit scraper. So the cat transformed into thousands of people, looking for happiness and basking in the sun.

Take the easy route and occasionally be better than Boran I'm an old fan now too

Nice! Trust me it's definitely worth a look

Author I am your dog

I really want to see the cat take shape when it is dotted with grass [smile]

Okay, ok, ok

The writing is a bit childish, keep up the good work! Come on, author