Horror and the Supernatural: I Run a Yin-Yang Clinic

[Horror] + [Thriller] + [Comedy] + [Mystery] + [Ghost Stories] + [Female Lead?]

Also known as: Please Call Me Ghost Daddy.

I run a Yin-Yang Medical Clinic.

By day, I treat people.

By night, I treat ghosts...

Thanks to my superb medical skills, I've won over a large following of ghostly believers.

They are willing to honor me as... Ghost Daddy!

One day, a few greasers showed up to trash the place.

I smiled.

I stood in the sunlight, holding a book of scripture, looking just like a real priest!

Pointing at the hundreds and thousands of ghosts behind me, invisible to ordinary people, I shouted at the thugs:

“I can get them to obediently follow the ghost guards to the underworld. They might not listen to me.”

“But if I ask them to help me beat people up...”

At that, I changed tack...

“Then I'm sorry, but they can swing the stools in their hands so fast they'll leave afterimages.”